
On this beautiful, ordinary Saturday, we did something quite extra-ordinary.
The plan actually started several years ago when my brother and his friend, Jim, decided to visit all the Chicago museums. They checked several off their list, but bypassed the Oriental Institute at the University of Chicago. Pottery shards weren't their thing.
Along came Siri, our genius Thai friend, who
was actually attending the University of Chicago to get her doctorate in dead languages (well, that's not exactly what it's called, but something like that.)
Siri told Roger and Jim that SHE could make the Oriental Institute exciting.
The challenge was on. You can go watch the Cubs play or challenge someone to a game of Scramble OR you can go to the University of Chicago and see if Siri can make pottery
shards entertaining. Several of us were invited to see the face-off. Expectation. Anticipation. And of course, congratulations if Siri could pull this off.
We drove south along Lake Shore Drive. Everything about the day was beautiful: the clear blue of the lake
(the color artists paint imaginery lakes), the sunny sky, the trees tinted green with blossoming buds, the ivy-covered walls of the university.
Twenty of us met in the lobby of the institute. Siri was ready (complete with notes) to be our tourguide. (First she showed us her classrooms and the Genius
Library. Yes, that's really what it's called - the Elizabeth Morse Genius Library. Coincidentally for this building of doctorate study - Genius was Elizabeth's last name. As soon as you walked in the library, you could tell this was a place where geniuses sit in deep thought and contemplate books with titles such as The Royal Cemeteries of Kush. )
We then followed our guide through the quiet hallways, looking at the displays as Siri related what we saw to the Bible
Here are some things I learned:
1. When visiting the genius library, never ask for a dictionary - but rather a lexicon.
2. When visiting the genius library for two dictionaries, never ask for lexicons, but rather lexica.
3. When talking about any character-based language, do not call it writing, but rather logogram.
4. Every ancient religion had a sun god. Yahweh was considered the sun god of Israel. (Interesting that God compares Himself to the sun.) Also, fascinating is how some of the Psalmists' descriptions reflect the culture of the time.
5. Archeologists have difficulty translating many of the
"logogram" writings that have been found on stone tablets. Only highly educated men could read, so stonemasons (who actually did the work) didn't always know where to end a line. Therefore, lines break in strange places.
6. King Tut didn't do anything during his reign. The only reason he is famous is because they found his tomb.
7. When Jacob and Rachel stole
the "household" gods from Laban (Genesis 31:19), they did so for a specific reason. Whoever "owned" the gods would inherit everything.
8. The Hittites were a civilization talked about in the Bible. Yet no scholars (outside of the Bible) had ever heard of it and used it as one of the evidences that the Bible couldn't be trusted. But in the late 1800's a
British scholar found carved rocks in Turkey and Syria. Further exploration unearthed the Hittite capital city of Boghaz-Koy. (Well, actually I already KNEW this, I wrote about it in the T&T books - still it's fascinating.)
9. Nebuchadnezzar has a strange 7-year break in his writing. Non-biblical scholars attribute it to depression.
10. There is truly nothing new under the sun. In the pictures above, you see ancient "flip-flops," cosmetics and jewelry.
Thanks, Siri. You did a great job!
(We all thought so as did the man who sort of attached himself to our tour, totally oblivious that this wasn't a REAL tour. He even asked Siri questions. More about HIM later.)
Our adventure continued ...
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